Anusol, Lurpak for my arse
I spread your creamy softness
Thinly.

You quench the thirst of my parched pucker;
Koolaid for my anus
Applied with a spatula

The pimple tears
The jelly swills through the custard
A blob, a drip, or even an ooze
And I have left my mark on the sofa.

Cornelia Ceilings

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