I gave my cat a bath just the other night,
and man can that cat ever bite.
I started with the tail and then the feet,
Then she sliced me up nice and neat.

I suppose I should really have known better,
but my cousin sent me this e-mail letter.
H e said his cat loved to get really wet,
I thought he was lying I would have bet.

Well come to find out it was a practical joke,
He sent me this picture of a cat in a boat.
Fishing pole in his little paws and a hat.
Well my cousin don't have a boat or a cat.

Today I sent my cousin a e-mail letter,
Telling him I hoped he got better.
Cause i sent him my cat in a box,
soaked to the skin along with some rocks.

richard (sean) scarbrough (james)

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-gave-my-cat-a-bath/