Presbyterians resonate
anagrammatically with Britney Spears,
although their bishops may not mate
with her or any of her actress peers.
Had Milton known, his paradise
though lost might have been easily regained,
instead of which it's no surprise
to see that he by Primal Sin was pained.

gershon hepner

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