What a memorable character is he?
He uses all the name-brands
And never search for cheaper ones.
He eats solid gold and shits scattered quicksilver.
He drinks the most expensive liquor in the world
And urinates strong acids.
He never touches the earth
And sidesteps one foot above.

nimal dunuhinga

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