I cannot carry a sofa up 3 flights of stairs alone
I cannot replace the transmission of an automobile
I cannot seem to accept that all you ever wanted from me
Was to get into my pants then get out of my life

I cannot do a lot of things
But only one insufficiency
Has managed to hurt me
To disappoint and jade me
So f-ing much!

Indiscreet Episode

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