When Maggy went to market she never
heard such waffel, when Mick the butcher
offered her his offel. Plenty of belly and a
heart of gold but his liver and kidneys were
starting to mould. You could see by his nose
that he loved a dram, but all Maggy wanted was
a breast of lamb.Maggy also asked if it could be
stuffed and rolled, then Mick said he was passed
it and far to old. 'Too old for what' Maggy replied
'all I'me asking is to be your bride!
Mick looked at Maggie with his big blue eyes
as he stuffed the pork belly into his pies.
Mick was shocked at what she had said
then his heart gave in and he fell down dead

sylvia spencer

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