God has created
a masterpiece, the human,
to be cremated.

When asked the value
of Eve in US dollars
he did not answer.

It was I tell you,
an arm, a lovely leg but
a rib was chosen.

No wonder, surely
you get just what you pay for,
perhaps a ribbing.

God said to Noah,
go forth to the high oceans
hoping they'd perish.

Thus we must suffer
from badly planned and crafted
creative blunders.

Herbert Nehrlich

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/god-the-creator-haiku/