A blonde whose Christian name was Doris
was piloting a doubledecker,
her strong orbicularis oris
clamped tightly to her playmate's pecker.

'Why such a grim and serious face? '
So asked the man, 'why don't you grin? '
The answer came: 'This is a case
of being either out or in.'

'You see', so said the dame named Doris
'a girl's orbicularis oris
can for a pecker be a pucker
in vulgar terms that means a sucker.'

'To grin, however, it relaxes
can't maintain grip around the pecker
it's quite akin to paying taxes
as chancellor of the exchequer.'

'Oh, now I see just what you mean,
for lips to grip they need to pucker
for grinning they look less obscene
but cannot grin while playing sucker.'

As you can see this is pure science
if flying in a doubledecker
and upside down, in bold defiance
keep a tight grip around your pecker.


Note:
In simple terms for the children readers:
The orbicularis oris is a muscle not dissimilar
to the orbicularis oculi, though much more sophisticated.
However, in this context, its properties as a very
effective sphincter are being illuminated.
The author remained aware throughout the poem's creation
of the need for avoiding certain inflammatory words.

Dieses Gedicht ist meinem Obersturmbannfuehrer Jerry Hughes
gewidmet. In Anerkennung seiner selbstlosen Dienste
fuer Volk und Vaterland.

Herbert Nehrlich

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