Down at the Hacienda,
where the bullets,
were flying around.
A man lies shot on the ground.
My love was the one,
who shot him.
She was trying to shoot me.
Her aim was so bad;
she shot him,
while he was hiding behind a tree!
David Harris
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/down-at-the-hacienda-fun-poem-18/