The anti-forward thinking ones, known as the Magpies
Hailing from the pit of misery and shite known as ‘The Tyne’
Have arrived alas, to meet us all in the 21st century
No doubt to stink out the pubs and batter the missus after nine

Not all of these “people” have such futures
Some have dreams to be set in Tyne-side lore,
To sit amongst the most powerful in all of Newcastle
The star of the show known as ‘Geordie Shore’

Poor lasses of the massive Toon Army (In stomachs girth)
As loose as can be, although looks certainly do lack
However, the thing that brings a real tear to my eye
Is how they must counterfeit feelings when it comes to the sack

Luke Timms

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/for-the-geordies/