Why do you touch my pony's bump?
When nothing you say of my camel's hump?
And the elephant's trunk you feed no nuts!
But you want to inspect the donkey...
While you touch the monkey's butt!

'I'm a vegetarian...
What do you expect? '

Don't you mean,
Veterinarian?

'No! '

Lawrence S. Pertillar

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-do-you-expect/