Catch a ship, one that won't tipple

Get a grip, one that's metagrippal

Poison without sincere apology

Kill as a practitioner of cancrology

Steel yourself to the futility of frustration

And feel the freeze of useless cryo-ablation

Have cannibals taught us nothing?

Nothing that McDonald's hasn't disproven

Over a Happy Meal, Ronald preaches the word of Lord Jesus

Honesty was the policy of Murray Humphreys

Let us sway beneath the palms

Sing of Christ through hymns