A famous Father from a famous church was giving a speech...

'I became all this famous because I was the only person trying to solve people's problems and hearing them patiently whatever itm was, Why for the first time I joined, the first man in the confession told me that he had theft, he had killed people, once a guard caught him red-handed but he nearly killed the guard and got out and even had bribed....'

The audience gasped at thinking how cruel that man can be...

Suddenly the minister came in and said 'Sorry for being late! I had to finish some work, but this Father is a wonder, why I was the first person in the confession when he first overtook this job! '

Edwin Drood

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/minister-makes-a-confession-a-funny-story/