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An atheist's worst nightmare may be a banana but next on that list has always been Christmas...until now. Rejoice in holy union, atheists of the world! No more silent nights during the Christmas season because here's a song dedicated to those who don't believe. Jingle your bells with some hot-buttered rum and enjoy the fact that you don't need to worry whether you've made the 'naughty' or 'nice' list this year. Share your closet-love of Christmas and be proud to deck the halls with boughs of Ilex aquifolium.

Tell Richard Dawkins to close down the lab, we've got a feast prepared! Let same Sam Harris know that nobody's listening to his most epic lecture of all time and he may in fact have the free will to celebrate this joyful holiday. Enjoy the video and leave your comments about why you too love Christmas... even if you don't believe.

Celebrate your holidays with four original Christmas carols brought to you by your favorite Taiwanese Animators. So sit back by the yule log with your eggnog as we bring you a very NMA Christmas!

Listen to our other Christmas songs here:

I Got Socks for Christmas
http://youtu.be/dwUarjb9Xsk

Undies from Granny
http://youtu.be/ES-seU7835U

Get Your Elf On
http://youtu.be/AvQLcbT-Dyg

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LYRICS:

There's something 'bout all the snow and sleighs
That makes me want to ditch my usual ways,
I'm just a heathen every other day,
Except when it comes to Christmas.

This time of year is all about fun.
I don't want communion just some hot buttered rum!
December 25th, I'm filled with glee,
The best time of the year and I don't believe.

Give me the lights, all the glitter and gold,
No church or Jesus, just sledding in snow!
And makin' out under the mistletoe,
That's an atheist's Christmas!

I don't want to hear about 'bout the Three Wise Men,
or about some baby born in Bethlehem,
The holiday started out Pagan,
The church stole the solstice for Jesus.

I don't want to argue about the age of the earth
and I can't wrap my head around a virgin birth
I'll believe that when Santa lands on my roof,
Stop trying to shift that burden of proof.

I love decking halls and singing ho ho ho,
No church or Jesus, just sledding in snow
And makin' out under the mistletoe,
That's an atheist's Christmas!

Christmas means time to get wasted on booze,
That by itself's a good enough excuse,
To look at pretty lights and decorate the tree,
Who wants to share their eggnog with me?

Time to see family and exchange some gifts,
A couple days off and a fat bonus,
Put the kids to bed and take a puff to lift,
Have an Atheist Christmas!

No need to carry all that Christian guilt,
Nobody's watching so enjoy your filth,
Never ever was there a man named Christ,
There ain't no list nobody's checking it twice.

It's the commercialized Christmas that I like,
So no church or Jesus, just sledding in snow!
And makin' out under the mistletoe,
That's an atheist's Christmas!

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