*DISCLAIMER: Our understanding of German is on a par with Arsene Wenger's understanding of defending.

Original interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EmxGqmvywo

Ouch, Meine Arsch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anf2qEjec3U

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