The Home Alone movies are the epitome of modern slap-stick Hollywood fun.

Harry and Marv of The Wet Bandits get burned, slammed, punctured, and have their heads smashed countless times, but they always get up with a vengeance.

Movie obsessed Screen Junkies wondered what would really happen if they took all of those hits in real life, and asked a real doctor to diagnose the baddies as the film progressed.

Spoiler: they should have died countless times.