Just had a thought, feeling early yesterday, to grab my Fender Road Worn Jazz bass guitar. I've had it since 2010, it's made in Mexico, and to get it to sound like this they beat it up, cook it...(But this is what it sounds like!) They raised the prices on them since then (Bad Fender!!!) I used Hydrogen a Unix based drum machine that is free.
http://www.hydrogen-music.org/hcms/