Jesus & Santa - Merry F'ing Christmas (ByZakelis)
http://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x3ztoc_Zakelis_FUCK-CHRISTMAS
Lyrics:
HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S YOUR BOY J.C.
CHILLIN' WITH SANTA AND A CHRISTMAS TREE
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY - SO IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN
THE HOLIDAY SEASON HAS JUST BEGUN!

HO, HO, HO, IT'S JOLLY SAINT NICK
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS YOU CAN SUCK MY D###
I'M AN OLD ASS MAN. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
NOW BE A GOOD BOY OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!

WHOA, SANTA, THAT'S GETTING KINDA VIOLENT
WHY DON'T WE SING ABOUT NIGHTS THAT ARE SILENT?
I JUST WANT Y'ALL TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
SO SIT BACK, I'LL TURN WATER INTO WINE!

WINE IS FOR CHILDREN, THAT'S SO LAME.
I'D RATHER TURN SUGAR INTO F###ING COCAINE
"I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." SHUT UP, JESUS!
I JUST HUNG MISTLETOE ABOVE MY PENIS.

SMOKIN' UP WITH BOWLS OF HOLLY
I GOT A CARD - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS

THIS YEAR I'M GIVING EVERYONE WALL-E
IT WAS ON SALE - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS

SANTA'S ACTING KIND OF CRAZY
I'M GETTING SCARED - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS

MRS. CLAUS IS A PRETTY LADY
"WATCH IT, JESUS!" SORRY. - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS

NOW WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT MY DEER?
YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT SOME OF THEM AREN'T HERE.
DASHER IS DEAD. PRANCER'S IN REHAB.
DONNER AND BLITZEN BLEW UP IN A METH LAB!

IT'S A SAD STORY. LET'S KEEP IT LIGHT
AND TALK ABOUT RUDOLPH. "HE DIED LAST NIGHT."
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES THAT WORK IN YOUR SHOP?
"THEY DON'T GET PAID AND I'LL KILL THEM IF THEY STOP!"

OKAY, FINE. LET'S TALK ABOUT LOVE.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BIG FAT HUG!
"AND ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BRAND NEW YAMAKA.
I'M SICK OF THIS S###, TIME TO CELEBRATE HANUKKAH!

SANTA, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. "I JUST DID!"
DON'T YOU LIKE COOKIES? "I HATE LITTLE KIDS!"
COME ON, SANTA, YOU'RE MAKING THIS AWKWARD
"DON'T CALL ME SANTA. CALL ME KRIS CLAUSBERG!"

LET'S ALL HOPE THAT SANTA'S KIDDING
"MAZEL TOV!" - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS

LOOK, MY NEW DRADLE IS SPINNING.
"THIS ISN'T HAPPENING." - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS

WHAT IF I GIVE YOU SOME MONEY?
"FINE, I'M BACK." MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS

GOOD, NOW EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL
"CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE!" - MERRY F###ING CHRISTMAS